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[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I've always wondered how an 8 pound animal can sound like an 1,800 pound animal when running their midnight laps.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Anti matter, that's also what destroyed the Egyptians, the cats were playing around with it and lost control.

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I fucking knew it...

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