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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Why would he steal a sex doll when his work was full of them?

[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I know! Just screw the corpses like a self respecting perv.

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago

Bacteria.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Bacteria?

What kind of sentence fragment is that?

Is he trying to get or avoid them?

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