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[-] hakase@lemm.ee 118 points 5 months ago

They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 71 points 5 months ago

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 months ago

That's it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

How about cardboard derivatives?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 5 months ago

Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

[-] msage@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Like drink straws?

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

That's a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 months ago

A SERIES Of TUBES!

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 10 points 5 months ago

But where would they tow that windmill to, if it's not in the environment?

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 17 points 5 months ago

It"s not in the environment, it's beyond the environment

[-] hakase@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But there's got to be something out there!?

[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ~~ship~~ windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.

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