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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago

Just drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

"Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It's 93 degrees and humid here in Florida.....why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?"

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Now I'm imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing.........JAZZ HANDS!!!! And an erection.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

"I've got my little yellow jacket on, and I'm ready to mingle." He starts hopping both hind feet forward simultaneously and thrusting his erection forward in tandem.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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