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[-] JATtho@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

C++: you sure you want to do this? This will either: a) blow your foot off b) be too fast to be measured in micro-benchmarks.

b. B. B. a. then B.

You have chosen to simultaneously blow your arm off and be the fastest code thing on the planet. Congrats. Yes.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024

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