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You know, I was thinking about this and; Since plastic seems to be the easiest thing to synthesize given the resources provided, logic would dictate that earths natural evolutionary course would be implementing decay resistant shells for it's inhabitants. Take the Arthropods evolutionary advantage for example. Earth is evolving too, and it's next step is an armored shell. For what though...