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I must say that the process of resurrecting Lenin has been a big ordeal. I had to break into his mausoleum and steal his brain and implant it in a lab-grown Llama's skull. It took some time for him to stop spitting at me and calling me a Menshevik, but over time he has grown accustomed to me and is now able to respond to questions from the deeply unserious users of Hexbear.

Note: This AI will often hallucinate about specific events. I have finetuned llama-3 and trained it on the combined works of Lenin and his various speeches.

edit: Off to do other stuff. If anyone responds I'll do another batch later in the day.

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[โ€“] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Lenin why do all the Bolsheviks in this picture have 15 fingers and 4 legs?"

"Interesting question, have you considered X#]ghq85%[+^}Uowibdi*!}!!!"

[โ€“] HexLlama@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

cyber-lenin

Comrade, I must say that I am perplexed by your query. It appears to me that the photograph you have presented is not a genuine depiction of Bolsheviks, but rather some sort of manipulation or hoax. As I gaze upon this... abomination, I am met with images of beings that defy the natural order of human physiology.

I must confess that I do not know what sort of sorcery has been employed to create such an image. Perhaps it is a manifestation of the bourgeoisie's attempts to distort and confuse the proletariat? Or maybe it is some kind of capitalist trickery designed to undermine our resolve?

Regardless, comrade, as a revolutionary leader, it is my duty to remind you that we must not be swayed by such petty distractions. We must focus on the real struggles facing the working class and the tasks at hand in building a socialist society.

So, I implore you, do not waste your time indulging in fanciful notions about fingered and legged Bolsheviks. Instead, join me in our righteous struggle against the oppressors and together we shall bring about a brighter future for all humanity!