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STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION
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I fucking hate Spring.
The quickest way to get a team of 10 contractors to turn 100 lines of basic code from a decent engineer into 2k, with 50 janky vulnerable dependencies, that needs to be babied with customized ide's and multi-minute+ build times and 60m long recorded meetings.
Fuck Spring.
They can do that in any season
Ok, you win! ๐ ๐
Wouldn't want to write a webserver / database connection / scheduler / etc. from scratch. Spring Boot plus lombok turns 2k lines of code into 100.
... Looks both ways...
Python does the same in 10 lines of code.
... Ducks under a table to avoid the ensuring flames ...
I replaced the P in my LAMP stand with Python and I've never been happier.
Same here.
They say he's still ducking to this day
Yep. That's why we call it "duck typing" in Python.
Sure... That"s what libraries are for. No one hand-rolls that stuff. You can do all of that just fine (and, actually, in a lot less code, mostly because Java is so fucking verbose) without using the nightmare that is Spring.
Actually, there's a lot to be said for being able to configure your spleamtomoter without needing to reverse the polarity on the stack cache rotator arm.
I'm kidding.
Fuck Spring.