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[-] ShadowRam@fedia.io 45 points 5 months ago

His mother wrote on Facebook that he had contracted pneumonia in April and suffered a stroke following an MSRA infection.

I'd expect a very very through autopsy,

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 20 points 5 months ago

And a blood panel so thorough his family knows everything he ate in the last month.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I'd expect the body to mysteriously disappear before an autopsy can be performed...

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