Microblog Memes

7151 readers

3184 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

909

submitted 11 months ago by NickwithaC@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

412 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and grizzly

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere between gummy and *polar

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Global warning: soon coming to your location.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gay lumberjack bear.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also, is it smarter than the average bear?

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either