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[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Because I've had this conversation too many times before:

If you use the urinal, wash your hands. Even if you didn't have to touch it to flush, wash your hands. Your dick is not "cleaner than the door handle", wash your hands.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 19 points 9 months ago

While the door handle is an obvious thing, washing hands when using the restroom is also a great way to regularly wash hands without needing a schedule!

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

this assumes you don't wash your dick everytime you go to the bathroom

[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

That's what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

Apologies. In my poor country we don't have urinals with hand and dick washing built in. /s