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Steve From “Blue's Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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