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The bubble is dead, long live the bubble! (lemmy.world)
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Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

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[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

I would like one security please.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Sorry, the least I can sell you is four on a subscription.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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