Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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submitted 2 years ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BatrickPateman@feddit.de 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 20 points 2 years ago

    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅