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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon factory resets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 82 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 89 points 8 months ago (2 children)

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s like a cartoon of my life!

… ok not really.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago

You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Man, MTV must have been so cool

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.