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Anon factory resets (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 117 points 8 months ago

How do you accidentally have sex?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 82 points 8 months ago

You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 89 points 8 months ago

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

It’s like a cartoon of my life!

… ok not really.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago

You’re not the guy pushing the service cart?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Man, MTV must have been so cool

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 months ago

Only ever happens to conservative men and only with other men.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"No Hetero" 🤣

Made me laugh way too hard.

I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  1. Be at an orgy
  2. Have sex with someone you didn't intend to f
  3. ???
  4. Profit
[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."

"I'm a woman, anon."

[-] troybot@midwest.social 23 points 8 months ago
[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!

Think it might be time to rewatch the office!

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Fiction

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 8 months ago

lots of alcohol I'm guessing

[-] lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

how do you not

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Lots of alcohol usually

[-] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world -4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Exactly. It's probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?

[-] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It pushes the idea that gay people can be "cured" with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.

[-] Obonga@feddit.de 7 points 8 months ago

I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: "congrats, you just found out that you are bi"

[-] PoliticalAgitator@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

The fact that it doesn't reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he's straight now.

[-] Obonga@feddit.de 1 points 8 months ago

Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense

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