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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by quarrk@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

These comments were on the original post by the dealership lol

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

People who buy these are the same ones complaining that bikes take up too much space on the road.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

Funny you say that, because the hoodie the guy is wearing is for a company that primarily makes motocross clothes/gear. Which leads me to think, this guy wanted a truck that could fit a motocross bike in the bed while still having four doors.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Oh you're probably right. Imagine, he could have a hatchback with a trailer hook instead. But nope, gotta cart around all that extra space for the 3 times a year you take your bikes to the motocross track!

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Like half the parking lot at work is full of these monstrosities. My dude, you work in a factory and all of the transportation is done by professionals in semi-trucks, just get a sedan. Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

This is what fucks me up about all these trucks. A $100k sports car would be way cooler and way more fun than an identical truck to every other thumb headed chud on the road

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car you will be flattened like a pancake. Truck owners are paying to be the apex predator of the road

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah but if you don’t dodge those giant trucks in your zippy sports car

I would simply not have this skill issue.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

neither does the fastest antelope of the herd, but chuds aren't paying big bucks to be the fast antelope they want to be the lion

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The amount of assholes that park these in parking garages without a second thought. That goes double for the massive assholes that park their own long bed truck in a spot across from someone else's Kiddy Crusher F250 King Super Crew Cab Platinum Limited Edition™ so that you have two truck beds blocking the driving space on opposite sides of the isle.

I'm about to start keying trucks in the company garage

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