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The Only Way to Save Public Education Is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-End Condos (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[โ€“] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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Went into Google translate for "startled onion news eater."