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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 7 months ago

aw crap I tried to be truthful to my therapist and now I am being involuntarily committed!

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

I just told mine, if I was going to do it… I wouldn’t be talking you you.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

All I wanted was just a Pepsi

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Okay this just went from funny-sad to 'way too real'.

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