Oh look, bullshit filling my feed. You know this just means I can't trust anything you post today and will proceed to ignore any actual announcements, right? And anything cool that does actually happen today will be ignored?

Pranks need to be actual pranks. Not "I'm gonna lie to you because it's April 1st". That's just lying during the one day everyone expects you to lie. It's the most basic and lowest effort "prank".