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[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Continuously double it so that the trolley has as much room as it needs to brake to a complete halt, therefore killing 0 people.

[–] TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real questions are, "Who is fueling and piloting the trolly, and can we kill them?"

[–] sheepyowl@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Math-wise, it won't take long until they are tied to the track with us and everyone else.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying they'd be.... exponentially fucked?

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I feel like due to the weight of the train, in math terms they'd be divided.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Jesus took the wheel

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

But it only takes 1 idiot to ruin the whole thing.