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[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 84 points 8 months ago

They also literally scream all day at the top of their lungs, "WANNA FUCK??"

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 16 points 8 months ago

Yeah I hate it when I'm trying to enjoy myself at the park and there's a bunch of birds screaming at the top of their lungs about sex.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 17 points 8 months ago

Think of the poor children, we can't let this continue

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Dimantina@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Who Men or Birds? I mean that applies to both. If we are doing this whole sweeping generalization thing.

But seriously majority of Men aren't jerks. Just a surprising number of men who go around hitting/trying to get laid all the time are.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

Haha yeah it is applicable to both sometimes. And agreed, it's the assholes that scream the loudest and make the normal people look bad.

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

My wife and I still laugh about this one time, when we were dating in college more than 20 years ago, we were rudely awakened by some pitiful sap wailing out his window, “anyone wanna hump? C’mon, anyone? Wanna hump?” He just sounded so despondent. No pity from me though.

[-] tory@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It's just a cacophony of male birds literally shouting it over each other all day from sunrise to sunset.

Nature is so beautiful 😍

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