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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Microplastics are the only guaranteed source of your daily dose of Vitamin P, as recommended by nobody and discouraged by the FDA.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Fake News: The FDA would never protect you from petrochem.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Good thing I only listen to the FDB

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