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[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (40 children)

Is it wrong that I'm stuck trying to figure out what language this is?

Trying to figure out what string.length and print(var) exist in a single language.... Not Java, not C# (I'm pretty sure its .Length, not length), certainly not C, C++ or Python, Pascal, Schme or Haskell or Javascript or PHP.

[–] skulbuny@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

doesnt have print nor allow variable declaration without keywords

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

print() will print the text to a physical printer with paper and everything. Don't confuse it with console.log and use it in a loop.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

it's so rough learning this by accident

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It would have print if it was previously declared as function.

Also, js is as dirty as you want it to be. Keywords are indeed not necessary for declaring variables.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

JavaScript is the language of the assassins, with its infinitely modifiable prototypical setup

Nothing is true

true !== 1

true

true + true + true === 3

true

Everything is permitted

[]+[]

''

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Sure you can write foo = 3 in JavaScript. It’s a global variable and can be referenced as either foo or window.foo.

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