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JavaScript has
[string].lengthdoesnt have
printnor allow variable declaration without keywordsprint()will print the text to a physical printer with paper and everything. Don't confuse it withconsole.logand use it in a loop.it's so rough learning this by accident
It would have print if it was previously declared as function.
Also, js is as dirty as you want it to be. Keywords are indeed not necessary for declaring variables.
JavaScript is the language of the assassins, with its infinitely modifiable prototypical setup
Nothing is true
true !== 1truetrue + true + true === 3trueEverything is permitted
[]+[]''Sure you can write
foo = 3in JavaScript. It’s a global variable and can be referenced as eitherfooorwindow.foo.