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[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago

Take the golf courses first, I think that would piss him off the most.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 78 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised it's on the list. Happily surprised, of course.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Idk, bit of a longshot by maybe it'll turn out that he stored recordings of all his meetings in the spa or something

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

I’m sure he has a few video tapes of prostitutes urinating on things.

[-] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

The copier in the Top Secret documents bathroom logging all the scan-to-email runs. A lot of .ru addresses in there.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

You know, this is a pretty good point.

I bet there’s tons of rats trying to get off this sinking ship, and I bet federal investigators are keeping a real close eye on them for the other trials.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They'll have to send a team with security clearance to sanitize the shit out of it. Maybe start by digging up all the grass.

[-] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

But then he’d be homeless! And we all know how unhoused people are treated in Florida.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Mar-a-lago IS a golf resort..

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

His ex is buried in New Jersey, I think. Who is buried at Mar-a-lago?

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 months ago

Added bonus there are probably lots of top-secret documents floating around in that golf course

[-] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

There’s probably top secret documents floating around a lot of his golf courses….

“Caddy, go see what’s blocking the 8th hole…”

“Sir, it appears to be a bunched up partial list of CIA operatives in Egypt.”

“Well, remove it! I’m under par. Mulligan!”

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

In his ex-wifes casket, you mean.

[-] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

All the golf courses, including Bedminster.

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