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submitted 11 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It said the 62-year-old had died from a "self-inflicted" wound on 9 March and police were investigating.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those quotes are doing a lot of interesting lifting.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unlike Boeing planes right now.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Oh, those plants are doing said lifting in unusually interesting ways, that's the problem.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The US has a habit of suiciding it's whistleblowers (gary webb comes to mind). Failing that, it tortures them. Very free country, much democracy.