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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun (www.dexerto.com)
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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 32 points 8 months ago

Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?

[-] PrettyLights@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Deez must run on D's.

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