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“we’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions,” Woods told Fortune

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 177 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, if it's too late and you fuckers have doomed us all, I guess we better haul out the guillotine, you absolute piece of shit.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

The time for guillotines started years ago and is long overdue

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

That’s a really poor suggestion.

The guillotine was invented as a fast, efficient, humane method of execution. It was meant to take the human factor out of it for a clean, repeatable result.

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 4 months ago

I feel like the guillotine is meant as a symbol. I am also not gonna cannibalize these fucks, but I will tell you to eat them still.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That's not very carbon neutral...

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Well that just sounds like too much work.

[-] Living_Dead@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Solar powered?

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

I don't know I like the idea of a union gig job of cranking the handle on the wood chipper and going on mandatory lunch break halfway through one of these CEOs

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

They do in fact make electric wood chippers!

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 months ago

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

A particularly slow and unsharpened one, though.

Feet first.

And doused in pure capsaicin.

And after having had a branch of that tree that makes you want to kill yourself rectally inserted.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The question is, where do we point the wood chipper?

[-] bashbeerbash@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

it's a tragedy that desperate people would rather go after a school or church than after these fuckers.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

That's what I don't get. If I'm determined to off myself, why not take someone with me that would make the world a better place to be without? I definitely have a name at the top of my list, but since I'm not suicidal, it just remains a fantasy.

I hope this post doesn't get me added to any lists myself. I'm talking in hypotheticals here.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

If this was reddit, it may have. But this isnt reddit.

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