I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Home is where ~~the heart is~~ ~~you poop most comfortably~~ you go when the Pub shuts.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

home is where you poop most comportably

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Two words. Portable bidet. I have one everywhere i poop often and one to take with me for longer trips. They're good and cheap so why not.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you take an apparatus with you every time you use the bathroom away from home? I'm not judging, I'm just genuinely curious about how that works

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are small. It's like taking a phone around with you. For me they are not sufficient as a TP substitute but as an adjunct. I am partial to the Toto motorized one.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about splashback? Do they need to be cleaned? How does one transport them? I love bidets, but I'd feel icky tossing a portable one in a backpack along with my lunch...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Keeps in a bag. Propels stream at an angle and waste water falls vertically down, so it's not getting directly bathed in waste. It folds up and tip is concealed. I just wipe down tip with some TP.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Sounds intriguing! I might look into getting one.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It goes on the rim and hangs inside the toilet bowl, right? That thing is festering with shit particles if so.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

No. Look up portable bidets. Many options but I don't think any are like that

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never in my life been a baby wipe user... Untill I got a bidet at home. Now I stock work with them just so I can clock those work hours.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They are really bad for pipes, and I don’t give a fuck about my employers pocket book, but I don’t want the poor custodial staff of the building to have to unclog pipes because of my asshole.

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Use baby wipes. They work pretty good.