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I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS (infosec.pub)
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Insert <it's not much but it's honest work> meme. It only supports ints and bools, some logic and simple arithmetics and it compiles to Java but damn was it hard to get that far.

Can you guess what everything does?

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[-] prof@infosec.pub 11 points 9 months ago

Yes, it pretty much just wraps the expression in a "System.out.println();"

[-] Aatube@kbin.social 23 points 9 months ago

Maybe "flex X" outputs to stdout and "flex X on the haters" outputs to stderr?

[-] prof@infosec.pub 9 points 9 months ago

I like the way you think! ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] mwguy@infosec.pub 8 points 9 months ago

flex X on the fools does verbose logs only.

[-] brunofin@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I'm curious to know how your language throws and catches errors :)

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