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[-] waratchess@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago

That's because at least one CEO has said this exact statement.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago

I mean, I assume the real article left out the "3rd round of layoffs" part.

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