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[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 48 points 10 months ago

Ok, I ate the onion on this one.

[-] waratchess@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago

That's because at least one CEO has said this exact statement.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 10 points 10 months ago

I mean, I assume the real article left out the "3rd round of layoffs" part.

[-] Xin_shill@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Because I swear I’ve read similar statements. Ate the fuck out of this onion

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

To be fair, this is like an expert-level difficulty onion.

[-] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah got me too

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