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[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

What if I keep a jade egg in my ass just for fun?

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That sounds an awful lot like sexual depravity, which makes god sad for some reason so i believe you'll be cast into a fiery pit to have your skin melted off, regrown, then melted off again, for all eternity. And this will be just, a punishment that fits the crime

And while you're in excruciating pain for all eternity just remember: god loves you ♥️

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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