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Taylor should start her own Fediverse instance
Edit: Get Margot Robbie to help out since she's already been here, ostensibly
Fairly certain Musk is not playing 5d chess and this is just a lovely coincidence for him
At this point I'm not sure Elon even knows how to play regular chess.
Is that the game in which you shit on the board and declare yourself the winner?
You misheard her. She said, "Shit on my chest!"
He'd refuse even if he knew because the Queens are "too woke."