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Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie...ugh

[-] BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they'd match. Never again!

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago
[-] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory... They're bombs"

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

[-] BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Is that your wife or girlfriend?

[-] BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago
[-] BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lol that's not creepy at all...

They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You’re a lucky person BongRipsMcGee42069.

[-] ChucklesMacLeroy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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