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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 100 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 24 points 2 years ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My guy, this is the onion

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.