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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)
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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I prefer the menu on my phone. I can't be the only one

[-] Japan_50@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago

While I think your opinion is vile, detestable, loathsome, abominable, and evil, I don't understand why you're being down voted.
Thank you for sharing your abhorrent, outrageous, and revolting opinion as it does contribute something meaningful to the discussion.

[-] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

This is a great way to disagree with someone, I feel like Abraham Lincoln could have written it

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Same. Menus are disgusting.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

you're supposed to wipe them with a moist towlette before you start licking the pictures

[-] calypsopub@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

These Boomer eyes can't see print that small. Give me a piece of paper

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

You know you can adjust the font size on your phone, right?

[-] calypsopub@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It's usually a PDF so you have to zoom in and out repeatedly to see everything. Super annoying.

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