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Dean Koontz is kind of like the RC Cola of horror/suspense novelists:
As a side note, I LOVED Dean Koontz books back in the 80’s/90’s. They were fun and quick reads that are in the “high floor, low ceiling” realm of books.
What is a high floor low ceiling book?
Think of it on a scale of 1-10. High floor means it’s not a stinker, so worst ranking would be in the 4/10 - 5.5/10 range. Low ceiling means it’s not going to be an all-timer, so the best ranking would be in the 6/10 - 7.5/10 range. Basically you’ll never HATE it, but you’re also never going to LOVE it.
Seems more like a description of the author than a particular book.
It could be, all his stuff is extremely similar. He reuses character archetypes and narrative shifts throughout most of his stories.
Early on in his career it wasn't as bad but he's been churning them out for awhile.
I've never read any of his books. Top 3? Just the titles. I'll go in blind.
I've only read two of his series but enjoyed both a good deal.
Odd Thomas (first book shares title with the series)
Frankenstein (first book is Prodigal Son)
Reliably entertaining, but will never be considered a masterpiece.
Basically moved on from youth novels with both Dean Koontz and Stephen King. The Odd Thomas series was a fun read at that age.
I'm offended by this, as I much prefer RC Cola to Coke or Pepsi... :/
Dr. Pepper > Cherry RC > Cherry Coke > Cherry Pepsi.
I like cherries.
Faygo Red Pop. It's not really strawberry, it's not really cherry, it's not really anything. It tastes generically red. It's also cheap and delicious.
I tried, yo. I really tried to like it. When I first moved to Michigan everyone was trying to give it to me all the time saying it's the best, but I just can't. Now, their Cherry Soda? Yum.
Rock n Rye is great too!
Honk.
But where is Cheerwine?
If there’s one reason to go to the Carolinas…Cheerwine.
I went for a Solar Eclipse but that won’t happen there for a while.
Don't need to go to the Carolinas for Cheerwine. I live in Indiana and got it in my grocery order a few weeks ago. I had never had it before. It was listed as "Cherry Soda". Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be cherry cola. Gross.
Were you looking for straight cherry flavor, like a Jones Soda?
I've never had Jones, but "straight cherry flavor" sounds like exactly what I was looking for. I've never been a fan of cola.
On that note, while I agree with Dr Pepper being better than all the others listed, it doesn't even belong on the list as it doesn't have the slightest hint of cola flavor.