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[-] withnail@infosec.pub 129 points 10 months ago

At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.

That last line brought the whole thing together.

[-] Vash63@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

idk, "even though my father raped someone at the same college" definitely made contact

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