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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 53 points 9 months ago

"Fair enough. I'll defer reporting you for lack of delivery. Hope your day gets better!"

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 65 points 9 months ago

If I'm ordering delivery I'm probably not in the greatest place either, but I'm not heartless.

"I'm sorry to hear you're having a bad day. Bring me my food unscathed, and I'll place a second order you can pick up and keep. What do you want to drink?"

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I read the note in dramatic Shakespearean voice 8/10 not bad at all

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't some other driver be able to pick that one? I don't think it would work too well...

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Don't do it through the delivery, set it for pickup and give them the details.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah... Good point.

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