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submitted 9 months ago by g_g@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

imagine being the dorks that got put next to hitler lmao

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[-] M68040@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

They put the guy who bathed his feet in the toilets at Atari and died trying to cure cancer with smoothies next to Einstein

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

one of the tech guru’s go-to stress relievers during the early days of Apple was to head to the company toilets and soak his bare feet in the toilet water. In fact, the guy had a little bit of a hygiene problem — Isaacson also revealed how Jobs was put on the night shift while he worked at game-maker Atari because he rarely bathed and would walk around the office in his bare feet

[-] g_g@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

okay so what are the mechanics of this? is he... sitting on the floor and then putting his feet up and over the rim of the toilet bowl? is he standing in the toilet? did he bring a chair into a stall?

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

maybe he's sitting on the tank? idk but this sounds so disgusting. Maybe his cancer came from chronic Hep C from doing this or something.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh, I misremembered and kind of mashed the two together. I thought that was an Atari thing.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

the fact that you said "next to" instead of "below" made me cackle like a hyena when I scrolled up and saw Jesus

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