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[-] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 8 months ago

I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned

[-] sab@kbin.social 30 points 8 months ago

By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 8 months ago

Unless he was hungry, in which case he'd angrily scream at trees.

[-] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

The fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren't bringing good into the world but just taking up space.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago

But the tree was out of season. So it's a terrible metaphor.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Fuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn't be.

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago
[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago
[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 8 months ago
[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago
[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

No, but neither was Jesus.

[-] Cicraft@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Except it wasn't a marketplace which makes it even better

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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