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I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.
it has elves
the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December
Gandalf has a santa-like beard
I rest my case
Don't forget they all came out in December! That's the only thing that matters.
Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰
All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there's baked in Christmas association with those movies.
In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.
I'm pretty sure that Krampus is actually based on his activities during the second world war.
What bad little nazis got for Christmas.
And there ain't no good little nazis.