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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)
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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

Godspeed

[-] PeachMan@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

Satanspeed?

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

Beelzebubboost?

[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 6 months ago

Beelzeboost

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 22 points 6 months ago

Accelmodeus

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

Baal Out

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

666th gear

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 13 points 6 months ago

Mephistophelocity

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Bearer of Lightspeed

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

You split the thread, dividing reality into two! Who knows what will happen now!

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Two Satans? Double the speed?

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

DOUBLEHECK

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 5 points 6 months ago

Satanyoooom

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

You divided the thread, splitting reality into two! Now who knows what will happen!

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