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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

So I use a shuffler after a bad accident and some nerve damage. Am I permanently banned from MtG tournaments or do I gotta take asscrack photos first?

[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The asscrack photos would probably help, but I'm sure they'd let you use a proxy shuffler who wasn't otherwise playing in the tournament. Maybe that's the loophole. Get into a terrible car accident, and hire a giant to shuffle for you.

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