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Anon is chased by lions
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
there's a place in UK where you can stay next to the lion enclosure and they will walk past your bedroom window
Where abouts?
And having heard a lion's roar before... imagine waking up to that. Holy shit.
At https://www.safari-lodges.co.uk/lion-lodge/
(video of someone staying there)
Yeah but the zoo staff will kick you out in the morning when they find you in there.
The San Diego zoo has a big sign to prevent kids running by the cheetah cage because they get way too excited.
I can't help but wonder if that just makes things more boring for the cheetahs. Chasing things is something they probably really want to do.