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[-] axont@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys or middle aged overweight depressed alcoholics

so the ideal males are thus: lt-kitsuragi dubois-depressed

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Honestly you just need to be interesting. The bar is that low these days.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 11 months ago

So you're saying I have a chance?!

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

What if I mostly do drugs instead of drinking, do I still have a chance?

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

de-electrochemistry ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Legendary: Success] - It was never just about tequila, the Sun also rises

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

most straight women I know are attracted to either twinky nerd guys

where would I even find these women?

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