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[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then... oh I break the combo.