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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
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more importantly cops don't actually give a shit about solving crime.
In England the police primarily exist to keep noise down in middle class areas. I assume it's even worse in America
That is their primary purpose here too but it just requires more violence and subjection, Americans are extra noisy.